It’s wonderful to celebrate America’s independence
But…
It’s really not a great holiday for dogs
We have to put up with loud fireworks
and Mom’s who have no
celebratory doggie outfits
so they dress us up in
red, white and blue
NAPKINS
like
THIS!
I am NOT amused!
This is what she puts on me
to honor our country?
I’m so embarrassed
My Mom has officially lost her mind.
She rewarded me
for this public humiliation
by giving me a biscuit
All I can say is
there had better be a
BURGER
in my future
I hope you have a burger
in YOUR future too!!
Let’s hope that you don’t
have to wear a red, white & blue napkin to get it
Have a Happy 4th Of July!!!!
(it’s gotta be better than mine!)
Be sure to keep your pets safe during the fireworks!
Barks and licks and love, Dakota