The “Ass” Award-Silly Saturday

OMD I am totally embarrassed!!! In case you haven’t picked up on it already,  my Mom is INSANE, COMPLETELY CERTIFIABLE. Frankly, she shouldn’t be walking the streets unattended. Now…she is using MY BLOG as a vehicle for her insanity! What am I to do?

A few days ago Mom was reading our friends, Mollie and Alfie’s blog and was told that she was given an award (the award I am talking about will be featured on another day). What catches Mom’s eye? A different award that really isn’t an award, it’s a JOKE. But don’t tell Mom that. Mom was eyeing it longingly and being the demented person that she is, felt that she MUST have it! So, she told Mollie and Alfie’s Mom, who of course said “take it because you ARE one!” She really didn’t say that but I can bet she was thinking it, how could she NOT think it when you see what Mom has posted below?

The award that Mom was  longing for wasn’t a Pettie, or a Nose-to-Nose award…nope, those are WAY too normal and prestigious for her. THIS IS THE AWARD that my mentally challenged Mom wanted:

Click on the image to visit Mollie and Alfie!!

If wanting that award wasn’t bad enough. Mom had a REASON for wanting it! Approximately 3 years ago Mom filmed this INCREDIBLY EMBARRASSING VIDEO! (Please ignore how our home looked at the time. We have redone the floors, painted and got a new TV and new furniture, so our old place looks REALLY BAD in this video!) But…our condo isn’t what is so embarrassing…watch and you will see…

See what I mean? Soooo in my opinion just because I like to sniff butt, that doesn’t make me an “ASS!” My Mom is the “ASS” for filming it and deriving such great enjoyment out of it!!!

I am tellin’ ya this woman is impossible to live with! My heart goes out to Dad…HE married her!

Hanging my head in embarrassment,

Barks and licks and love, Dakota


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  1. Hi Dakota! I had no knowings you had a bloggy, but I does too!
    Congrats on your award ❤

    • Hi Cotton! Yep i sure do! Everyone just knows about my brother Cody over at Cat Chat. Thanks so much for visiting. I am on my way to visit you right now! Barks and licks and love, Dakota

  2. Don’t start Me and Nellie about mummy’s behaviour. For one think she seems to yell and lot and uses the most naughty language. Mostly directed towards Me and Nellie for some reason. And then she forgets to go and get our dinner food and We are on short rations. Terrible behaviour. Love Nelle and Jasper, the two bestest maremmas in the land.

    • Hi Jasper! Well at least your Mom knows better than to embarrass you in public! Barks and licks and love, Dakota

  3. Hahahahaha
    Ohhh boy that’s was funny.
    And the Ass Award is to the Blogsphere what the Oscar is for the cinema industry.

    • BOL Doggy!! Mom is happy you liked it but I sure am not! BOL!! I like your analogy!! Barks and licks and love, Dakota and Mom

  4. He,he Dakota, she isn’t the “ASS”, think she is an “ACE” in filming:o)
    seems like this award is really “well deserved” BOL!!!

    • Easy if there were to be ANYONE who liked this post, Mom KNEW it would be YOU!! and that’s a compliment!!! BOL!!! Barks and licks and love, Dakota and Mom

  5. ROFLM(Ass)O…..From one Silly Ass to another lol that was so funny and yes, highly embarrassing!!!! You totally deserve the ASS AWARD and we hop you will display it on your blog with pride..Welcome to the Love you all xx0000xx

    • BOL!!! I KNEW you would like it! 🙂 Hehehe!!! Ohhh I can’t “display” my awards cause I use cheap WP BOL…but…I think I cataloged this in my “Awards” category so it will be there. Ohhh you don’t have to welcome me to the club…the club was CREATED after me…you just don’t know me that well…Love, Mom (and of course Dakota too)

  6. Oh no, how embarrassing! I feel your pain, dear Dakota!

    I hope my mom won’t do this to me! I’ll FAINT if it happens!


    • Eva isn’t it just the WORST!? How could she do such a thing! The woman is crazy!!! You don’t have to worry cause you don’t live with a kitty BOL!!! Barks and licks and love, Dakota

  7. Poor Dakota! We feel for ya dude!

    • BOL Dogs N Pawz thanks!! Barks and licks and love, Dakota

  8. I ASS-ume you want to pay this award forward? I can help you with that. Hee hee

    • Roxy BOL!!!!!!!!!!!! GO FOR IT!!!! Barks and licks and love, Dakota

  9. From Mom…LMAO!! And Miss Caren’s laugh is demonic toward the end! Mr Dakota, ou deserve this award for sure, and Cody…get that video destroyed….no cat should be seen with a dog attached to its butt! MOL

    • Savannah my Mom is rolling on the floor laughing at your comment and wiping tears from her eyes! “Demonic” BOL! You are right on the money!!! Yep my Mom thought I deserved this award too BOL….and poor Cody…he doesn’t even know this is on my blog!!! BOL! Barks and licks and love, Dakota

  10. Peoples really need to find better subject matter to photograph and video. They seem to get a lot of laughs at our expenses, but god forbid we ever photo’d them doing that sort of stuff, we’d get kicked to the curb…

    • Boy oh boy Toby are you ever on the money!!! Mom was holding that video for YEARS just to embarrass me! You are right, if I had done that, it would have been another story all together!! Barks and licks and love, Dakota

  11. Oh Dakota, humans are so easily amused:)

    • Sara…you got THAT right!! BOL! Barks and licks and love, Dakota

  12. The ASS award is legendary BOL

    • NOW….BOL! Barks and licks and love, Dakota

  13. Bwaaaaaaa ha ha ha! OMD! Dakota! I cannot believe your mom didn’t let you participate in human shaming after all that! ROFL! I say that you should totally do it, even though the blog hop day is over, because you deserve a day to shame her after that! I’m sorry, but I’m going to be laughing about this for about forever! Now I need to go find a tissue for Mom because she’s actually crying, she’s laughing that hard!


    • Bunny…BOL!!! Now YOU are making Mom laugh!!! OMD OMD OMD you are cracking Mom up!!!! We asked the dog shaming folks if they will have another dog shaming day and if they will, TRUST ME I will participate!!! Barks and licks and love, Dakota

  14. How embarassing!

    Nubbin wiggles,

    • Oskar…tell me about it! Barks and licks and love, Dakota

  15. dea Dakotz, you MUS do sumting about this OUTRAGE and not let yur mama git Away with it! this is wurse than those Princes fotos! ReallY! Dus she haf no sense of personL, space?

    Yur OUTRAJED frend, GeorfiaX

    • Hi Georgia! OMD!!! Another comment cracking me up!! “Worse than the Princess!!!” BOL!!! I say you come on over and tell her off…I can’t…she controls my treats! Barks and licks and love, Dakota and Mom

  16. Hay, do NOT make fun of my donkeys. But that would be an excellent award for some people that I know and that you know too. It would be just perfect. The more I think about it, can I take it and give it to some of the more perfect blogs?? Take care.

    • Marg OMD you made my Mom laugh so hard she erased her entire comment (or double posted)….she is laughing HER ass off! BOL!! You may take the award with our blessing and feel free to do with it whatever you wish!!!!!!!!! BOL!!! Barks and licks and love, Dakota and “Mom”

  17. Bwaaa!!! Haaa!!! Haaa!!! Haaa!!!
    Cinnamon and Bob has done that! And then Marg’s COMMENT!!! Bwaaa!!! Haaa!!! Haaa!!! Haaa!!! Bwaaa!!! Haaa!!! Haaa!!! Haaa!!!

    • Nellie i am DYING LAUGHING from your comment!!!!! Love, Mom

  18. Your kitty is MUCH nicer than June Buggie… he would NOT let me do that!

    • Hi Rumpy! Yeah…we are actually best buds…he lets me do ALMOST anything…but when he gets mad at me he makes it SUPER CLEAR that he is mad! Barks and licks and love, Dakota

  19. Hi Dakota !

    Sorry we’ve been away for a long time, stupid internet wifi wasn’t working very well this days…
    But we are back now and OMG, we totaly sympathize with you, our human loves taking video or pictures when we’re doing something embarrassing (like falling or laying into a bush…)
    It’s like psychological torture… But we got treat so it’s ok, I guess…

    Woos of love.

    Echo & Link

    • Hi Echo & Link! OMD how embarrassing! Of all days for you to come back! The day my insane mother humiliated me for all of the world to see!!! We are hoping your Internet is working better now! Yeah you are right…I get treats as a result of her insanity so I guess it is ok. Barks and licks and love, Dakota

  20. Hi Dakota *shaking head* our moms are so silly! I’m a scent hound and this nose of mine is always getting into trouble ( & an occasional kitty butt too)!

    • Hi Prudence!! “silly” is being kind BOL!! you should come over and check out Cody’s butt BOL!! Barks and licks and love, Dakota

  21. Hey Dakota, Hey Cody, Jet here.

    OMD, that’s hysterical! Dakota, I got your back on this one! BOL!!!

    • Hi Jet!! YAY!! Your comment didn’t go into spam this time! I am sooo sorry! some of your comments went into spam before and Mom didn’t know it. I am sooooooo glad you got my back pal!!!! Barks and licks and love, Dakota

  22. OMG lol kitty porn! That was awesome, thanks for the laugh. My eyes are watering. Dakota, don’t worry, I still respect the handsome guy that you are.

    • BOL Cynthia!! You even made ME laugh! My mom is just disgusting isn’t she? Barks and licks and love, Dakota

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